Bleeps

If the phrase “online music”, for you, evokes a splutter of bleeps and bloops like an old Macintosh gone rogue … well, in Magdalena Bay’s case, you’d be partially right.

Mrs Hogg further complained that Hagan had 'loud bleeps' on his BMW car whenever he locked and unlocked it causing her two sausage dogs to start barking at the window.

I guess those are technically bleeps, but we know what they are.

Not only does it include spoken lyrics by C-3PO and bleeps from R2-D2, it also boasts Jon Bon Jovi three years before his band was formed.

At the same time, though, it’s hard not to wonder how everyone in the galaxy seems to understand Artoo’s bleeps and bloops regardless of what planet he's on.