Farts in a sentence

A script about cowboys, followed by a script about old farts in an old farts’ home.

Anyway, we’ll sit around and wait for more people in Bristol to lose their job so McAfee can continue to huff his own farts and then get even more righteous when anyone points out that A. smells and B. is toxic.

Both spent over a decade inhaling their own farts and those of a worshiping green and gold faithful (and imagine the sheer amount and pungency there) to the point where they lost any sense of reality around them.

He says he knows how it looks: two old farts walking around like teenage lovebirds.

It takes me back to the days when we lit farts in break time at school or drew knobs on other’s blazers in chalk.

Of course, not all farts are created equal.

Reducing the burps and farts of from cattle is no laughing matter.

She could get rich by selling jars of her farts online.

We’re not the cattle whose farts you’re so worried about.

Although how we manage to square this image with the story of the Onlyfans model who’s making £2 million a month selling her farts in a jar I’m not certain: the human brain is so wonderfully capable of self-deception, is it not?

Might I add, I did this right before a game of seven-a-side football where I seemed to be propelled around the pitch by the resulting farts.

Our founding fathers were wise to create a Judiciary to rein in executive and legislative brain farts.

Pot-related brain farts aside, fans of Swardson’s raunchy bathroom jokes or any number of the quotable lines from “Reno 911” or movies like “Grandma’s Boy” know that his comedy relies on the ability to commit to the bit.

So the short-lived ban on Acid Farts stood at risk of alienating some segments of the fan communities wary that any crackdowns run counter to the spirit of these shows.

Even if the subject is just farts.

However, China’s Centre for Disease Control and Prevention stated that pants can help in stopping the virus from getting transmitted through farts.

Making children’s literature safe for farts — an outlet for his fairly rowdy sense of humour and a homage to a bodily function children everywhere find hilarious.

Most of the other characters leave it at yelling at him or making fun of him when he does something dumb or farts loudly.

One of the few brain farts the Rooney’s had.

People who enjoy pumping out farts in elevators is obvious.