Groundskeepers

Players from the Buccaneers and Seahawks repeatedly slipped on the natural grass a year ago, and they damaged the pitch at Allianz Arena so badly that groundskeepers had to replace the grass for Bayern Munich, the Bundesliga soccer champions.

To hold their own hearts together, the groundskeepers often decompress as they eat lunch in a shed near the cemetery’s front office, trading stories in front of a wood-burning stove to keep warm during winter.

No, the subset of rich person who proudly displays this avatar of craftiness on her mantel is one who, despite her groundskeepers and hedge fund managers, still believes she’s still one of the normal folks.