Moldering

Never seen a situation where a failed OC lingers around the stadium the next year like a cheeseball moldering under the sofa.

While I am fairly confident that something happens to my spirit, I have rather dreaded my physical remains moldering alone in a cold coffin or burning to a crisp in a crematorium’s oven.

But here’s the thing: I find those things all over the house (and cars) in all kinds of “convenient” stash spots, usually with month-old milk moldering at the bottom.

The back end of Washington’s rotation is a mess; the lineup is torn up and underperforming; the bullpen is a furry pile of unidentifiable roadkill, moldering in the sun.