Offed

After witnessing just how unstable the can be when he offed another human for no reason, Sister Sage chose to veg out in hilariously basic fashion.

Max was obviously at ground zero to have written that one because his purported novel tells in insider detail about the real life black guy who was offed up in the hills of Santa Cruz.

Meanwhile, the sadistic Kim family in North Korea is notorious for slaughtering and starving to death ; terrorists and despots have offed hundreds of thousands more in Africa and Asia.

It’s actually frightening how scary Drew still looks as Casey, like she could return to the role in if…well…she wasn’t offed in the first five minutes of the movie.

They even grimly executed a few civilians after their mandatory “here’s a scene explaining my life just so you feel sad when I get mercilessly offed” screentime!

Imagine a “Long Night” episode where instead of a few minor characters getting offed and then resurrected, it’s not only major characters who die, but then they get resurrected too.

In "Best Friend Forever" Kenny (taking the role of Schiavo) is offed so he can assist God's armies in heaven, only to be artificially kept alive (against God's will) by people who love him.

It's not that we want the brothers to suffer or finally be offed forever after already having more exits than just about any other character, ever.

There’s just something weirdly patriarchal about this story that prizes women getting pregnant and cooking dinner for their husbands before they’re eventually, pointlessly offed.