Phalluses

Another monk blessed me on my noggin with two smaller phalluses and the madman’s bow and arrow.

She explained how some female ducks have developed genitalia that allow them to thwart unwanted sexual penetration by drakes by sending their phalluses into false vaginal cul-de-sacs where the eggs won’t become fertilized.

All of the proceeds from “phalluses against firearms” ticket sales will go to Everytown for Gun Safety, a lobbying group for universal background checks.

But enough with the phalluses, please.