Squelchy

Before we forget the snow that fell, as it turns further into squelchy mush this afternoon, here's a brief reminder of what it looked like first thing.

We need a statue of whoever bought kikuyu grass to Australia, so we can have an annual "throw rotten tomatoes at them" day, good squelchy fun for everyone.

The first things that come to mind when I think about peat bogs are probably wet feet and squelchy shoes.

Switzerland can actually play a bit of football and the ball will struggle to roll properly amid the mucky, squelchy conditions.