Staticky

Instead, the audience is frequently left sitting in the uncomfortable near-silence of staticky tape, broken occasionally by the whispers of the children, thuds, disembodied voices and grotesquely whimsical music of cartoons playing on the television.

Plus — since it inflates with an ordinary box fan — it's nice and cool rather than staticky and sweaty.

I recognize how rare and wonderful it is that I can drive out with my dad, pipe in his teeth and staticky Rush Limbaugh on the radio of our old Ford truck, to the “strippins” (abandoned strip mines) to shoot our guns and not be bothered.