Wonkers

Big, strong Wonkers who haven’t cried since they were born.

If any of you wonkers can contribute to Bill’s campaign, you may be helping to save our country.

I have a parking area in front of my house big enough for the Wonkebago and all the Wonkers you want to invite.

My wish for our American Wonkers is that their country becomes what it thinks it is and not what it turned into.

Put your deerstalkers on, Wonkers and let’s get to the bottom of this.

Senior Wonkers who remember Watergate: is this what it was like when they were getting close?

Vlad broke down on the way to a Seattle Wonkfest in 2012, Wonkers helped me pay to fix it (and never got any of the premiums I’d promised, I AM THE WORST!